A Hippie's Housecleaning Cheat
My satirical side and I are going to share our perfect method of cutting out ninety-nine percent of your housecleaning time and labour. I kid you not! I was taught the method many years ago from my “Brother-From-Another-Mother”. He had a brilliant mind that was constantly coming up with offside theories, inventive ideas and such. Oddly a lways coinciding with when we were tripping out on LSD . Which made it far more trippy. (What a coincidence, eh? ) Here’s the method he devised … “Believe me, it’s as easy as changing a lightbulb” ACTUALLY, It ‘IS’ changing a lightbulb. Step One, Count and catalog all the lightbulbs in your home. Step Two, Purchase replacement sets of those “Long Lasting 5 year ” bulbs – In each of the following wattages, 100 – 60 – 40 and 25 watts. Step Three, At ridiculously high wages, (so they do a good job), hire two neighbourhood “Free Basing Betty’s” and an overly annoying “Barstool Benny” to scrub your place from the baseboa...