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With Winter Comes The Dreaded ''I.N.S."

  With Winter Comes The Dreaded ‘I.N.S.’ (I first blogged regarding this in October 2012.) “Irritated Nipple Syndrome  – INS” (An aggravating Canadian affliction.) I.N.S. is commonly caused by our brisk Canadian winter air causing said nipples to rub themselves raw against cheap polyester Dollarama knock-off T-shirts. Laugh not!!!   (This struggle is as real as hemroids on a mongoose’s butt!) It can be crippling! Debilitating even! Not to mention, extremely embarrassing in certain situations. For the sake of our Canadian reputation everywhere, please, I beg of you, donate your existing polyester T’s to your favourite Trump supporter. Then, immediately equip yourself with high quality Walmart cotton blended T’s. ( Remember that at Walmart they are cheaper by the dozen.) Your nipples and your puppy will do a happy dance in appreciation! DO IT FOR OUR FLAG! DO IT FOR YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN!!!