With Winter Comes The Dreaded ‘I.N.S.’ (I first blogged regarding this in October 2012.) “Irritated Nipple Syndrome – INS” (An aggravating Canadian affliction.) I.N.S. is commonly caused by our brisk Canadian winter air causing said nipples to rub themselves raw against cheap polyester Dollarama knock-off T-shirts. Laugh not!!! (This struggle is as real as hemroids on a mongoose’s butt!) It can be crippling! Debilitating even! Not to mention, extremely embarrassing in certain situations. For the sake of our Canadian reputation everywhere, please, I beg of you, donate your existing polyester T’s to your favourite Trump supporter. Then, immediately equip yourself with high quality Walmart cotton blended T’s. ( Remember that at Walmart they are cheaper by the dozen.) Your nipples and your puppy will do a happy dance in appreciation! DO IT FOR OUR FLAG! DO IT FOR YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN!!!
Allow me to take you on a journey within these pages. May you find the essence that is me – may I guide you through the tunnels of my thoughts and bath you in the radiant glow of my opinion. "Walk With Dann" through the expanse of his mind and his battle with late State 4 – "Terminal" oro-Pharyngeal Cancer and late Stage 4 – "Terminal" Squamous Cell Carcinoma Many ask me why l write. I write my books for me. I tell my stories for my readers.