A Sunday Sermon About The Nature of “Crappy Dog Owners”

 

It’s a crappy topic but one that must be discussed!

A lesson in “Crapology”

A crappy topic but one that crappy dog need to hear.

So, don’t get in a crappy mood because my speaking about your dog’s crap feels like I ruined your day by crapping in your Corn Flakes.

I am hoping that the topic makes you feel like crap!

Quite a few crappy dog owners have such a crappy disrespect for their neighbours.

Following are the crappiest of all crappy dog owners ……

The ones that take the time to pick up the crap. Then they tie it neatly in a crap bag. So far so good.

BUT ….

Then they toss their crappy package on their neignbours lawn. Not giving a crap about who has to deal with their crap.

Often the crappiest of the bunch are the “karens” who repeatedly leave their bags of crap at the children’s pick-up areas of schools!

Correction,

Many of these crappy idiots do not have the courtesy to put the said crap in crap bags!

You know, the crappy ones that, while waiting to pick up their child, they allow their dogs to crap right there beside their crappy feet while they are having their crappy 15 minutes of crappy gossip sessions.

On a few occasions I have even witnessed these same crappy idiots step in the crap of other dogs and explode into a crappy rage.

Didn’t you know when you got your family pet it was only natural that it was going to crap!

If you didn’t know that then your brain has turned into crap and you need to re-evaluate the way you deal with crap!

In closing this crappy talk about crap and how it turns your neighbourhood into a crappy sight to deal with let me finish by giving you a lesson in the science of crap …..

Just because it has snowed does not mean that your crap is going to magically disappear when the snow melts! Not at all! Rather it becomes a slimy mixture of crappy slush.

So, enough of this crap! Get your crap in order you crappy dog owners!