Dim Lightbulbs or Pinesol?

Ok, another confession of my lack of responsibility. I admit fault.

I laxed on my cleaning, well, no not 'laxed'. I devised a new way to clean your home, more environmentally sound and favourable. Rather then poison this Big Blue Marble with cleaning solvents and such, I discovered that if you replace all the lightbulbs in the house with those of a lesser wattage, then the mess and disorder do not appear so severe.

So, right now we are at the forty watt stage, next comes the twenty-five watt refrigerator bulb and finally the ever faithful twelve watt 'nightlight bulb'.

OR. I will reach into the under the sink cabinet and utilize the large bottle of Pinesol or the smaller bottle of Organic Enviro-Friendly All Purpose solvent.

It seems that in my quest to spread Light to those in the shadows I neglected to look within my own grayed areas of this universal plain. I have been a very irresponsible home owner. And I hereby sentence me to the arduous task of scrubadubub and wrinkled hands of cleansing.

I am going to do my spring cleaning - from the dust caked televisions to the chocolate covered fridge door. I may even sweep and wash beneath the kitchen stove. A few months late, but these important things take time to organize and schedule.

(Oh oh, another meandering thought has entered my head: "Why do we say "kitchen stove", what or where else would we have one?")

Wish me luck and when the place is shiny and new, drop by and help me mess it again.

Until then, I remain Dann - just as I am. I beg of you to remain as you are - change not what the Creator has bestowed upon you in this - one of many - plains and quasi-universal existence.