Daily Prompt : "Write a letter to your 100-year-old self." March 10, 2026

Dear Dann,

I believe we may have found your sanity!

Remember you lost it in 1969 after doing those 2 tabs of Double Orange Barrel LSD?

Well, if you take a deep dive into the mind of your invisible friend and check his underwear drawer I believe that you may locate it hidden in the diary of your other personality.

Your invisible friend has kept it safe all these years.

(Even your other personality had no clue your invisible friend was in possession of it.)

We apologize to all three of us.

Also, do not forget that we have pre-planned your senility!

Your scripted lines are easily found within the windmills of our minds.

I almost forgot …

I wanted to apologize for the spontaneous bowel movement on the rush hour bus the other day.

(Thankfully most of the riders were all getting off the bus at the next stop.)

I believe that the only people who knew that smell was emanating from you was the bus driver and the tall dude talking to his foot.

I shall contact you again when the doctors take that stupid jacket with the real long sleeves and all those buckles off of you.

Until then remember the great wisdom that Frank Zappa taught us in Joe’s Garage …

“Watch out were those Eskimos go, and don’t eat the yellow snow.”

I love we as much as we love me.

Please do not get lonely at Bingo.

Remember, you are never alone ….. when you are schizophrenic.

Write soon,

Sincerely,

Shake, LightHouse and Dann