Do You Have The DJT Virus?

“Campers, there’s a new psychological affliction racing throughout the world.”

Only witnessed twice before in the recorded history of mankind.

The first time it surfaced was in the year “0”.

We all know it well.

We learned about it in school.

History recorded it in a multi-volumed set of books we recognize as “The Bible”.

The affliction first surfaced the day we crucified the “Original Hippie”.

You all know him by the name of “Jesus of Nazareth”.

Most know him as “Jesus Christ”.

Seeing as how well we all know his story I will say no more, but to use his biography as an example of the point of this post.

The second surfacing of this affliction was between 1933 and 1945, inclusive.

It manifested itself in the form of a short insane man who was born on April 20, 1889.

His name was “Adolf Hitler”.

“Campers, I doubt that I have to say anymore regarding the life and times of Hitler or his regime.

Although perhaps I should mention that there is one lowlife parasite here in modern times that is making Hitler and his actions look like that of an amateur compared to him.

“Whom am I referring to?”

If you guessed Israel’s ” Benjamin Netanyahu” you are correct.

Campers, following is my personal opinion regarding the actions of Israel’s Netanyahu.

“Benjamin Netanyahu” is equally as evil, if not more, than Hitler.

I wholeheartedly believe that modern day Israeli society is the most unholy and ungodly society living in the most holiest of lands on Earth.

Simply stated, Israel is the modern day equivalent to Hitler’s Nazi regime.

That said leads us to this new psychological affliction rapidly spreading around this once “beautiful blue marble”.

This viral disease is named after the evil lowlife who was “Patient Zero”.

“Campers, can you guess who I am referring to?”

Here is a hint …. “It is not Vladimir Putin”.

If you guessed the “accused Paedophile”, convicted Rapist, Convicted felon, wannabe Dictator, narcissist by the name of

“DONALD J TRUMP”

Then you are correct.

Currently the most dangerous “accused Paedophile” on our planet.

The symptoms of having caught the “Donald J Trump Virus” are many.

“I will list the most important for you, Campers.”

The top side effect is brain damage.

The DJT Virus attacks the mind.

Causing a numbness that severely impairs ones ability to, not only ‘think logically’, but also to ‘reason’.

It appears as if a MAGAt is psychologically eating and digesting the mind’s ability to reasonably understand what is happening around them.

Campers, no amount of evidence or reality can break through and stop the MAGAt from digesting the sensibilities we are born with.

You can easily spot someone who is suffering from the DJT Virus.

The first symptom is manifested by the donning of a ‘Made in China’ bright red, ill fitting baseball cap.

The second symptom is ‘selective blindness’. Which is the loss of the ability to see the obvious.

Campers, the third symptom is ‘selective deafness’. An impairment of your ability to ‘hear’ the obvious.

Often infected, a person’s mind becomes reduced to the equivalent of that of a toddler in the midst of a temper tantrum.

“Campers, we all know that there’s no logic in attempting to deal with a toddler in the midst of a temperamental, diaper exploding psychological breakdown.”

The fourth major symptom is ‘selective stupidity’.

As the MAGAt eats it’s way through the logic centers of the brain, stupidity takes control and rapidly deletes the majority of what you had learned from your grandparents, your parents, your pastor and ninety percent of what you learned in school.

“Campers, you can easily spot someone who is in stage four. You may see them attempting to marry their pet pig or, in some cases, their sister.”

In the most severe cases you may come across an inflicted person wearing a tshirt that reads,

“I don’t care if he is a Paedophile, I will vote for him again.”

I suggest you rapidly remove yourself from their vicinity.

For your own safety.

“Campers, I don’t know how to say this easily except to say that the DJT Virus may be the catalyst of the beginning of World War Three.”

“What is even worse Campers is there does not appear to be any antidote. Very few afflicted every recover once infected.”

Rumor has it that if we could somehow get over one hundred million American citizens to join as ‘one’ they possibly may be able to stop the DJT Virus in it’s tracks.

“However Campers, that would require the American people to have ‘national pride’.”

Sadly, they do not seem to know what national pride of any type actually is.

All we can do until the American people find their national pride is pray that the DJT Virus does not birth the Third World War.

A war that no nation will be able to claim victory of, for society and the world as we know it will no longer exist.

The only positive of such a war, Campers, is that caves are rent free.